Monthly Archives: July 2011

“it’s like a pox on our department, a walkie pox”

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“I’m compromising as fast as I can!”

“does anyone tell them anything?”

“don’t touch the tip, it’s hot”

“it was too big a bananna…we need your basic quick banana”

“wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle STOP!”

“…it’s like having a pap smear…”

“don’t get a Yaris, it’s like driving around in a vagina”

“I’m tellin a story here with pretty pictures, I don’t give a shit about the words”

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“whenever I say ‘watch this’, it’s gonna be a complete disaster”

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“I’m gonna go make a P-Touch for a bicycle…this is why I went to college”

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“Hotdogs AND coffee? This is the best Friday ever!”